All Girls Are Idiots
Saturday — April 25th, 2009

All Girls Are Idiots

The one girl’s eyes are a little creepy, admittedly…but I don’t know how else to draw eyes. Yet.


Fat People Make Bad Environmentalists

Apparently, fat people are more responsible for destroying the planet than skinny people.

I don’t really have much to say about this article, except that blaming overweight people for contributing to global warming more than skinny people is like saying beautiful women contribute to an increase in rape incidents more than average women. It might be true in some convoluted way, but it’s not very nice to put the blame on them.

Inner vs. Outer

I caught a movie on the Lifetime Network tonight (I was just surfing and it came up…I swear!), called “Queen Sized.” It was one of those feel-good movies where the fat loser high school girl stands up to the bullies, rallies the geeks, and proves to everyone (especially herself!) that she is more than meets the eye. You know: your typical moral wrapped in a high school drama wrapped in a lifelong lesson wrapped in a candy bar…mmm, candy.

Anyway, as body image movies go, it was one of the better ones. I liked that the pretty popular girls weren’t all bad (because in real life, not all of them are bitches…damn them). And I liked how they portrayed Maggie’s inner monologue – that constant paranoia that people with low self-esteem have, where they think everything anyone says to them is an insult about their character or their body. People can misconstrue good intentions with that paranoia, and it seemed pretty accurate to me.

But that wasn’t what I found interesting…rather, it was the ads during the commercial break, and one ad in particular. You might know that Ellen DeGeneres is the new face of CoverGirl, which I think is pretty cool…but when I saw this commercial during the break of this particular movie, I was a little shocked. Listen to the first line she says:

“Inner beauty is important, but not nearly as important as outer beauty.”

Ok, I get that I’m probably late to the game on this one (I don’t watch a lot of TV). I also get that Ellen is a comedienne, and that this was supposed to be a joke. But it was still a little surprising coming from her! Frankly, it was really poorly delivered (or edited), because it comes off as completely serious. I wouldn’t want that line coming out of my mouth in public…there’s just too many ways for someone who doesn’t know her personality to misconstrue the message. (See how I brought it back to the lessons from the Lifetime movie? Huh, huh?) Especially when it only reinforces a negative stereotype that thin, pretty blondes value looks above all else.

Honestly, I don’t think I would have been shocked if it was just some typical bland model…but Ellen? She seems so down-to-earth, so atypical…and she’s faced prejudice herself in life. So it surprised me a little that she would let them portray her – even mockingly – as a beauty monger. Not really something I expected from one of the most beloved women of our era.

Stats Services

While this site isn’t terribly new, I’ve only recently made it “public.” That said, I’d love to know where all five of my readers are coming from. (Hi Mom!)

Unfortunately, while I like Dreamhost’s other services, I think their stats tool leaves much to be desired. If anyone has any suggestions for a free service that gives easier-to-read results, I’d appreciate it. :)

Ugly Girl – by Miki Hahn

It’s actually pretty amazing how many funny songs, videos, and more there is out there about ugly girls. I haven’t heard this song in years, but it popped in my head today and I had to find it. Enjoy!

Welcome and Hello!

Hi there, and welcome to our little corner of the Internet! The girls and I are glad you could stop by. I suppose it’s about time I started explaining this a bit, so here comes the bloggarino…

These characters manifested in my brain a few years ago when I first started trying to draw my own webcomics, and while those original comics never went anywhere, this concept has been stuck in my head ever since. I could go into detail, but honestly I’m really not sure myself where this is heading…I’m hoping that over time, the characters themselves will tell us who they are. All I really know is that they each have a story to tell, and they’ve chosen me to tell it.

So here we are, and whether you’re joining us at the beginning in early 2009, or far into the future (I can only hope it lasts that long!); I hope you’re looking forward to getting to know the girls as much I am.  :)